Rapisarda V (2)
Rapisarda F (2)
Castellani
decisive match for the turning point of La Sbofarda so is state! The Blues have trimmed Piscitelli 5 goals in the Sobat, with the brothers in the great sweep Rapisarda. Great performance by first time Porro who played as left back and Castellani, which came in the second half in place of Geri, signed the final goal of 5-1.
Simply perfect match of midfielders who have made a total filter live across the opponents just back from the owner of Ivan that, apart from two speeches, was inactive compeltamente, pecking a goal in slow motion.
Before the game there was a moment of silence for the accident of Fontana, while doing his usual sex toys with Vito, he grabbed the back ... but somebody said at the end partita... "Ahò, oggi avemo vinto perchè giocavamo in 11 invece che giocà in 10 co un birillo su a trequarti".
DIOTALLEVI = 7-; sembra la reincarnazione del maglio perforante di Jeeg Robot quando sale in cielo per deviare una palla che stava andando a sbattere contro la testa del 19 avversario. Sembra una talpa quando, dopo ogni parata, resta a terra secondi preziosi per far recuperare fiato e campo ai suoi. Sembra un bradipo alla moviola quando, su una punizione, "scende lento lento a Gerusalemme e viene ipnotizzato dalla palla", per il resto le uniche cose degne di nota sono il cambio di guanto e l'allacciata di scarpino che si deve far fare rispettivamente da Farinola e Bellucci: FACHIRO CASIMIRO.
ROSATI = 7,5; on the right wing descend in pairs and he is often left alone by Geri (egoiste!). He is angry for this sudden abandonment and begins to unburden himself on opponents who are chased and sometimes on all fours from the right-back blues cuddly, foaming at the mouth, eager to take revenge because of the conduct of his preferred right wing. Monumental pantry action kicks in when not even end up with 2 teammates, as well as three opponents because he said no one would pass from its parts: FURIA CAVALLO DEL WEST.
MONACELLI = 8.5; is like a laxative ... once you take it you have to go to the bathroom after a few minutes! During the game is accurate as a laxative, such as salts English, every time he approaches an opponent rushes him with a timely surgical grabs the ball and blocks dangerous opponents. The aim is to wonder with Bellucci, with whom they exchange the quarter to be sliced \u200b\u200bbeef and slaughter, ending the game with the Sobat blood almost everywhere. The coach Mallett has called up after the powerful nell'Italrugby placaggio which throws one and leads to silence an opponent, that looking into his eyes sees a demonic fire spread from the pupils of the legendary Central, obviously unjust warns: GUTTALAX.
BELLUCCI = 9.5 if he had scored or if he had guessed those 4 raises, instead of bleach to click by the coach, it was just perfect! One of the best games of the expert central sbofardiano that, despite his age riescead annihilate all opponents who have been passing on his side. To his credit has a back-heel, a dribble, a sombrero and a backslash that are now part of his repertoire, as well as possible interventions to defend their goal. Simply sublime when he dresses as Fontana and gets two assists in the kiss, one of which is converted into goals by Rapisarda V and the other is collected by Geri goal that sends Rapisarda F, what else can you ask? The boss at the end of the game says: "Your vote on the report cards, see 6, at most 6.5, because in my games and are therefore critical role !"... This means that if he played another role was simply ...: SUBLIME.
PORRO = 8; debut ever left-back for the Tasmanian devil sbofardiano, feels all the security and peace of mind in playing a game opposite Bellucci and almost arouses the jealousy of Perry who immediately picks it up for every ball, the chase and sometimes the deals close, saying in a surly at The Wall, "Porro iggghiu mjuuuu. The good Darius, with tears in her eyes with happiness at the end of the game, you close the bathroom inside the circle with Perrotta and consumes its weekly report with the virile midfielder. The guardian of the circle draws a sigh of relief because, given the simultaneous absence of the trio of wonders SAOLSA (Salustri-Santini-Olivieri), this time there are no rattle and sparks that could cause small outbreaks or damage the alcove of the legendary clan "sharpen the sword" FERRET.
GERI = 8; play a game without jerks and emotions to scorer, but plays for the team. Before playing stops and looks into the eyes opponents declared: "With the energy of the farts burps of Fontana will win, if you have no fear come forward cursed Megadeth (Daitarn 3). at that point, some opponents have begun to run scared from all sides, while screaming like madmen, it took 5 minutes to rearrange the field, forcing them to play under the threat that if they had not played, sarebbero stati sodomizzati dalla nostra Patsy: DAITARN 3. Dal 20' s.t. CASTELLANI = 8,5; entra e dopo 5 minuti suggella la sua prestazione con un goal! Incontenibile la gioia del giocatore che a fine partita raggiunge Porro e Perrotta nel bagno del circolo unendosi al festino messo su in quattro e quattrotto con due trans, fiumi di alcool e spaghetti ajo, ojo e peperoncino. Altro debutto che lascia il segno: INIZIATO.
MACRO = 7,5; in leggero calo rispetto alle precedenti prestazioni, ha la grande fortuna di essere compensato dalla grande prestazione del resto della squadra. Non incide di testa, ma a centrocampo forma una coppia di guastatori perfetta con Mittiga; si dice che Franceschi sia arrabbiatissimo e abbia negato il saluto a Macro al rientro at home, because by now tired of the continual betrayal of curly Collovati de 'Noantri. He defended himself by saying: "I'm not a lady! One of those with the snobbish" (Loredana Berte) and closed the kitchen door of the house shared with lsuo love, beginning to wash the dishes, while good Nicholas was on the bed and thought: "Macro is gone and will not be back with the meter of 23:14 (Laura Pausini): STEEL. From 25 'st Di Lallo = 7; comes into singing: "And do not bores me, bores me ... not that long!" (Lorenzo Cherubini aka Jovanotti) and du port de bira mouth divided by co Foquinha (alias Rapisarda F). in the middle of the cmap always tries to get close to her beloved with any excuse, often to do it by pressing only to then fall slowly with her hand in hand and make Franceschino the meters that the penalty attacking them back in their respective areas of expertise: BACCHUS E. ..
Mittiga = 8.5; dam itself from first to last moment, she says: "The Piave whispered calm and placid to the passage of the first soldiers ... May 24 ... foreigner shall not pass!" (Songs of the Great War). Engage in single combat duels with whoever happens to roll, sometimes also with the referee, but this time not lose the calm before the match had been a number of days that were missing at the sky and he noticed that far yet sonn, so it was peaceful: VAJONT. From DE PADUA 75 st = 7; debuted outside the poles, playing his honest game Bully, has made him more fouls in 5 minutes the rest of the team throughout the match but it was worth it, especially for twice he did leg grip, pulling the ball from the foot of an opponent, Giuliano Gemma appeared in the movie "Even angels eat beans for this reason was offended when he was not invited to dinner by a mixture of: BRUCE LEE.
PERROTTA = 9; enter into more or less every gap and hole left available by the opponents ... but her favorite is always the same, before the game said he was "from Dessi Urgudjosu fiedilu nau cinfronto by Dariuu, scivinividi balobao at all. "At these words, Dario, the range has taken in hand and brought it with him in the bathroom of the club, who had lit the mangiadischi and draws out all the soundtrack of Love Boat: unstoppable.
RAPISARDA F = 10, scored twice and dedication to his amoruccio Di Lallo on the bench. He runs toward him as if he had behind him a squadron of Patsy horny, get in front of the bench and pulls down his shorts, shouting and pointing the lower abdomen dilalliano: "That you'll put the pea here! It is a diesel? Pea that you have to put it here! It is a diesel? "(Francesco Salvi). And the good Jack is being done ... AND TOBACCO (which always goes along with Bacchus, you got ????). Dal 30' s.t. TAGLIACOZZI = 7; esordio in campionato per il nostro Bulldozer e rispetta pienamente i pronostici... gioca portandosi dietro 2 difensori, 1 centrocampista e un paio di zolle del terreno di gioco ogni volta che tocca palla. Lgi avversari cercano di fermarlo come possono, uno di loro addirittura tenta di possederlo, ma lui stoico combatte e sbraita: "No, no, no, non te lo do il culo... No, no, no, non te lo do il culo" (Litfiba). Finisce la partita con brandelli di pelle tra le dita, un omero ancora sanguinante in bocca, brandendo violentemente un femore contro l'allenatore avversario: RUSTICO.
RAPISARDA V = 10; il nostro Jabba the Hutt, detto anche Sarchiapone Biondo è tornato, prima partita dopo un'eternità e già i bookmakers davano la sua asfissia dopo 7 minuti del primo tempo, invece... eccolo come si presenta, con una doppietta che sbaraglia tutti i compagni di reparto e stupiscce pure se stesso, infatti dopo il secondo goal c'è chi l'ha sentito dire: "E allora gol su golle per difendermi, gol su golle per non cedere mai!" (Scialpi alias Giovanni Scialpi). Ruggisce come un leone in gabbia solo la promessa mantenuta di una pasta e facioli a casa del mister lo fa scatenare... aveva promesso a Piscitelli di liquidare subito la pratica per godersi il meritato pasto della vittoria: CATERPILLAR.
A disposizione:
FARINOLA = 7; passa un guanto a Dio Te Levi nel secondo tempo e tiene allegramente compagnia in panchina al mister Piscitelli. It is said that in the first half was even forced to do anything servizietto to be able to calm down, so the game felt. Very useful when juggling with big managed to return all the documents in 4 minutes flat: STEP HOLES.
Injured
OLIVIERI, SANTINI, Salustri, Piscitelli, Salustri C, NESTA, Faticoni, FRANCESCO, Antique, Matteini SBORDONI, FONTANA
Suspended
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